Liberica JDK AI Edition
Meet the revolutionary Java runtime with built-in artificial intelligence. Available only on April 1.
- 📝 Auto-generates Javadoc for methods you don’t even remember writing
- 📌 Adds TODOs that self-update to tomorrow's date — indefinitely
- 🔄 Replaces all variable names with i, j, and k “for maximum efficiency”
- 🦕 Converts all lambdas into anonymous inner classes — for enterprise compatibility
- 🧘♂️ Comments on whether null is truly null — or just misunderstood
